Contract address 0x9c0bd34bebc33a0e898554cfc91e8a84c728bf9f. Open sourced piss-code is included.
Uniswap link: pisscoin / eth
- Connect your wallet to Uniswap
- Set slippage above 5 percent
- Swap Ethereum for Pisscoin ($PISS)
If you can maintain a Uniswap LP position and provide liquidity, you'll really be helping the network a lot. An optimal range needs to be maintained to receive efficient incentives.
The vaporware is still alpha and experimental. There's no guarantee the system's state won't have to be restarted at some point if it becomes necessary, although I've done everything I can to build in extensibility and versioning.
You can get coins by getting someone to send you some, or through a defi protocol such as Uniswap to spend Ethereum and receive pisscoins. I made the onboarding difficulty ridiculously easy to start with, so for a little while in the beginning a competent shitcoiner will be able to transition to pisscoins in just a few minutes. It'll get a lot harder when centralized exchanges make the kyc regulations drive up the difficulty. Pisscoiners must wait 120 days to accrue value before they can attain generational wealth.
There are two ways to send pisscoins. If the recipient is online, you can enter their wallet address and it will connect, distinguish their public key and send the transaction with comments. If the recipient is not online, it is possible to document the private key belonging to your pisscoin wallet on paper or some such surface and attempt to locate their primary residence. They'll receive the transaction the next time they check their mail. This method has the disadvantage that many users remain undoxxed, and a bit of privacy may be lost if relentlessly stalked via the internet, but it is a useful alternative if both users can't be online at the same time or the recipient can't receive pisscoins via Metamask.
Total circulation will be 50,000,000,000 coins. It'll be distributed via the Uniswap liquidity pool, with the amount cut in half every 100 years.
first 4 years: 50,000,000,000 coins
next 4 years: 25,000,000,000 coins
next 4 years: 12,000,000,000 coins
next 4 years: 6,000,000,000 coins
When that runs out, the system can support transaction fees if needed. It's based on open market competition, and there will probably always be enough eth in the deployer to process transactions for free.
18 May 2023
Pisscoin is a new design for a fully peer-to-peer electronic cash system. A C++ implementation is under development for release as an open source project.
- Optimal liquidity and order execution via W.A.T.E.R.S.P.O.R.T.S mev protocol.
- Anti-jeet countermeasures via Jared.
- A more efficient alternative to the now-archaic shitcoin.
The network works in parallel to generate pisscoins via the latent potential of it's memetic properties. The proof-of-piss liquidity pool is the key to solving the Incontinence Problem
of synchronising the Uniswap v2 pool and generating sufficient liquidity for the majority consensus without having to trust jeets.
Paper: Pisscoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System
Piss is an ERC-20 utility token and the latest innovation in smart contract engineering. Dubbed the world's first pisscoin, $PISS utilizes a proprietary MEV protocol to ensure optimal liquidity and order execution for it's users. This is accomplished by means of a weighted allocation of tokens to the excess reserve supply positionally oriented relative to total supply, alternatively referred to as W.A.T.E.R.S.P.O.R.T.S. Conceptualized as a response to the volatility and suboptimal order execution in the shitcoin market, pisscoins leverage MEV (Maximum Extracted Value) to ensure sufficient liquidity and allow for expedited order execution regardless of your order sizing. All piss transactions routed via the public mempool benefit from this utility thanks to our jeet-automated routing and execution division, or "Jared" - the MEV contract responsible for W.A.T.E.R.S.P.O.R.T.S